Places People Think We've Consumated Our Love


We're S & T, two students at Goucher and just friends. Bros, really. We have a secret handshake and everything (because that's most definitely what makes you a bro).

We enjoy cuddling in public, however, which has led those dearest to us to think that we were secretly dating. We call those who think we are or should be in a relationship The Team.



S (above) and T (below)



These are our exploits in cuddling around Goucher, documenting the evolution of The Team.


The Team:
S's roommate
T's roommate
Public Safety
Orion (Yes, the constellation)
Homophobic lady at Orchestra concert
Guy behind us at Orchestra concert
231 (Our Mutual Best Friend)
231's roommate
The Sun
T's Mum
The Clouds
Random Group of Lost Towson Students
The L.L.
28% of People in S's Majors
12.5% of T's Senior Seminar
The Entirety of our Mutual Class
S' Advisor
Mutual Girl Crush
A (Mutual Classmate)


Ask us anything
No couch left uncuddled.

No couch left uncuddled.

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This tree, when it still had leaves.  While trying to read The Omnivore’s Dilemma.  Random person walks up and tries to sell us gift-cards.

This tree, when it still had leaves.  While trying to read The Omnivore’s Dilemma.  Random person walks up and tries to sell us gift-cards.

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Behind Mary Fisher. Always.

Behind Mary Fisher

Essentially, this entire lawn.

But this patch a lot.

And sometimes this one.

This one too.  Good times.

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S’s bed.

S’s bed.

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Sometimes we’re just out in the open.

Sometimes we’re just out in the open.

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The Quiet Floor. Sorry We’re Not Sorry.

Near Dewey 372.4 B978s

Near Dewey 341 N82

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Current Position.

Current Position.

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We love trees. We cuddle under them sometimes when we take breaks from doing work, or maybe we take breaks from cuddling to do work.

We love trees. We cuddle under them sometimes when we take breaks from doing work, or maybe we take breaks from cuddling to do work.

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T’s bed.
That Awkward Moment When: T and S walk into T’s room. T’s roommate leaves. 15 minutes later, T’s roommate texts: “lemme know when I can come back.”
T: nothing is happening.
T’s R: yea yea yea
T: seriously. you can come back now.
T’s R: woman, make a move
The next day
T’s R: So… details?

T’s bed.

That Awkward Moment When: T and S walk into T’s room. T’s roommate leaves. 15 minutes later, T’s roommate texts: “lemme know when I can come back.”

T: nothing is happening.

T’s R: yea yea yea

T: seriously. you can come back now.

T’s R: woman, make a move

The next day

T’s R: So… details?

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